Conan O' Brien has a "BF"

Conan O' Brien had a bitch fit amid reports that NBC is considering Moving Jay Leno back to late night televison. Since O'Brien took over, the ratings have slipped and led to a major bump in viewers for long-time late night rival David Letterman over at CBS. Leno's show has not been a ratings smash highlighting the fact that late night television is not designed for primetime. Only people staying up late at night would find Conan or Jay funny.

Leno has been criticised by many and made the butt of many jokes. Conan would be moved from 11:35 to 12:05 after Leno's thirty minute show is moved. In late night television, the later you are the less viewers you have. Your ratings may be steady but your viewers are probably sleeping through your show. To move Conan later would be a clear insult as the goal of that later night hosts is to get on as early as possible. The cream job in late night @NBC is The Tonight Show @11:35.

So Conan cried and said he would not do the show at that time. Many are saying that he is ready to walk if necessary and could collect a large sum of money. I wrote a short letter to Conan to cheer him up.

Dear Conan,

I think you and Jay both suck. However, you suck way more. Letterman is much better than both of you but more better than you than he is than Jay. That's why more people are watching him now instead of you as opposed to when more people were watching Jay (as lame as he is) than Letterman. In other words, when you took over the show started to suck even more and people stopped watching you and watching Letterman. They want to move your timeslot because you are not doing good. People only feel bad for you because Jay does suck too. You just suck more.

Yours Truly,
Your friends @ The D-List

P.S. Fallon sucks the most!